"Jay's Bio"
-2007-
(Hmm... Let's do this one Johnny Cash style.)
Hello... I'm Jay Luna
Was born in San Francisco, never dressed in drag
Think Johnny Depp is cute but I am not a fag
I chased the older girls when I was in 1st grade
And when I turned 14, that's when I first got laid
I started drawing pictures at the age of 4
Of Garbage Pail Kids got from the liquor store,
And all the monsters I was seein' on T.V.
Like Werewolves, Mummies, Vampires, Jason and Freddy
Went to a Catholic school for seven long, hard years
Got bullied by the kids, and all the priests were queers
"Father" saw me failing, told me I could pass
I kicked him in the balls, said you ain't touchin' my ass
In 8th grade, I got transferred to a public school
Had to try to blend in, had to act real cool
So, thought I'd come to class with all my hair in braids
Next day, I'm hiding two black eyes with "T2" shades
Met my brother Mumba, I was twelve or so
He helped my imagination really grow
My artwork started forming into something new
And I started seeing jokes in everything I drew
Don't smoke no Marijuana, Crack Cocaine or Speed
To make a work of art, it's just my soul I need
Got no respect for artists thinkin' they all that
And can't make a thought appear without their magic hat
Mom and Dad, they put me in the best art school
Hippies everywhere, thought it was Liverpool
Academics in the morning, art after lunch
And everywhere I looked, I saw the Brady Bunch
In highschool had a teacher who was really tough
In art class, but she taught me how to shade and stuff
And thanks to her, I learned just how to hone my skill
And don't forget Midraj, he helped calm my urge to kill
Let's skip ahead to now, I'm 27, four kids
I'm sellin' 'em on eBay for the highest bids
As for my art, still gettin' better every day
Thank you, that's the bio of the artist named JAY! | 
